Charles Deetz is Lydia's father.
- Name: Charles Deetz
- Profile: The only person on Earth who has made Meek a profession
- Status: Barely Breathing
- Catchphrase(s): "What IS that thing?"
- Identified by: Turning tail at every opportunity; Permanent residence in State of Discombobulation
Charles often acts very nervous and is easily frightened. This was humorously pointed out in one episode when he revealed that practically everything made him nervous.